Funeral Negotiators 281-357-0195
Funeral Negotiators  281-357-0195

We are independent advisors who give fee based, guaranteed advice.  We save families thousands and help them avoid terrible mistakes.


We are not funeral directors. No  funeral service/merchandise sales.


Our initial consultation is free so we can determine if we can help your family.  If we can't help you, at least you will know you made the best choices for your family.


We do not charge a fee unless we are certain we can help your family save a minimum of 5 or 10 times our fee depending upon which plan you select. 


Our advice is not free. We spend countless hours doing research and making sure consultants are trained and proficient. We are the best at what we do. We guarantee results.

Three Programs Available: 

Families want information on their terms and when they want it. No sales!Funeral Negotiators offers three approaches to saving you an incredible amount of time and money while avoiding heartbreaking lifetime mistakes.


20 % of Savings Fee for At-Death or Imminent Death Consultations. This is crisis consulting available 24 hours per day 7 days per week.

You get immediate help, even at 2:00 AM. You avoid crisis mistakes. We slow you down so you can think clearly and avoid entrapment by a funeral home. We talk you through all your options. Then, we email you price comparison spreadsheets, columnar charts, maps, photos, and other information. We know who is naughty or nice. You absolutely know you are making the best decisions without having to guess you are doing the right thing. 


15 % of Savings Plan (pre-death). It is less stressful and during normal business hours.   Your receive the same information but there is more time for you to think things through before death.  Our fee will be due after you get the information.  If  payment is not received in a timely manner, our fee reverts to the 20% of savings rate. If we save you money, we simply ask you for 15% of that savings when we accomplish spreadsheets, columnar charts, maps, photos, and other data. 



10% of Savings Rate with  American Family Protection Plan 

This is a membership plan available for the entire family for life. You pay 10 percent of savings for life whenever anyone in your family needs help.  This program enables us to do advance research and train consultants so we can meet increased demand for our helpful service in the future. It is a wonderful opportunity for your entire family. You will never be vulnerable to the funeral industry when you have this membership.  To sign up for the American Family Protection Plan go to or call  281-357-0195.



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